- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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