Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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falling didnt make the difference

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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