- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why did the

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Whats white and sticky fluff

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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