- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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