- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

One below was by me: Walter H

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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