Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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