justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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WNBA

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George Bush.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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