What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

thumb_up thumb_down +14

8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops