Romans rights.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

raisin boogers

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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