- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Mitt Romney penis

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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