- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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