- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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