- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Meow.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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