Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Woman Rights

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Neither does he.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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toast points

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Anti Joke

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