- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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