- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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