Cleveland winning something

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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fava beans

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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