A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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5

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out of your comfort zone

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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bees knees

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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