Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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