- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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