What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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