why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I said I hate niiggers

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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