penis

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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