Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What is White over Black? Society.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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