Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

the asian kid gets an F

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Anti Joke

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