- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Once upon a cross

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Cleveland winning something

Do you like fishsticks No

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Take off your shoes.

homework

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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