- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

your mother

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Spotto

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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