You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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69 :)

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Snarf Nuggets

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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