Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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