- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

I have aids

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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