What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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The WNBA.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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People Order Our Patties

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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