what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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