Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

obama

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Ron Paul for President!

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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