The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Women.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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