what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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what?

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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knock knock who's there?

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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