- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Patriarchy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Bob dole

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

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