What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Neither does he.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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TIMMAH!

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Kathy Griffin.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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i'm funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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