- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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