Yo momma so fat, she died.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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LIFE :(

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Woman's rights

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anything involving women..

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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