- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Women's rights

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Two english guys meet at work

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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