Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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