Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Chicken penis.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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soccor

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Anti Joke

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