- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock, knock. answers door

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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