What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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involved parents.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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