What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Womens' Rights

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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