A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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your mum

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Lil Wayne

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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