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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

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