A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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