Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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