How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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The Pope

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Deadly cancer.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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The Pope

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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