- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Ju... Just why?

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

You know what sucks? Yes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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