What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Women's rights.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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