What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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