What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Women's rights

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Roey Jegen

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Anything involving women..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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