- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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