Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Cancer.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Knock knock. Death.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

So. The gays. ...

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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