- Anti Joke

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Turn around.

Knock, knock. answers door

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Anti Joke

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Turn around.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door