What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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