What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What is long and black The unemployment line

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

you know whats funny the letter Q

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Get in the car.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

knock knock. come in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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