What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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She said no

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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