Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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