- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Type 2 diabetics

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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