the WNBA

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Anti Joke

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