Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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this girl died

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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My tractor broke down.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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I have aids

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