What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Women.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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