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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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