- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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