'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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I said I hate niiggers

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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