I ponder

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why? Whats wrong?

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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