- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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