A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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No.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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