Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Men's Sports

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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We are lawyers

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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