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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

7 Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

your brother so fine that hes skinney

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.