Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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so dont touch it.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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eloise dey.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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