Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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