A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Badgers are cool

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Lil' Wayne

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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