- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Jaden McMichael

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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