What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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K.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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learn the ropes?

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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i cant think of one.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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You're Adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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