A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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knock knock who's there no one

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pineapples

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Turn around.

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Wade

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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