What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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