- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

poo is yummy

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Why did the book disappear?

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

I have a crush on my dad.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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