- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Maturity is a virtue.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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