- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Obama

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