What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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hipsters

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My name is Harry.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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You have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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kiss me?

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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