A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Woman's rights.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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penis

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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KKK

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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