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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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